December 2010
1 post
December 8, 1980
The worst part about my life is that I’ve never been able to live in a world that John Lennon lived in.
The best part about life (anyone’s) is that we’ve lived in a world that John Lennon has touched.
October 2010
4 posts
I feel sorry for guys (but not really)
(Disclaimer: The guys mentioned actually include most everyone I know minus my dad whom I call ‘Weeping Willow’ and, like, one guy I dated)
They can’t cry or they don’t, because it doesn’t seem manly, and, honestly, even though the emotions that sometimes bring tears on SUCK a good cry can feel so good…
September 2010
2 posts
Sometimes, at work
I find myself making the same kind of whimpering noises as my dog.
I hope the people around me find it as cute as I do when my dog does it!
Twenty-Seven
Just so you know, I don’t think I’ve had a scarier birthday than 27. Maybe 12, because I was super sure I wasn’t going to make it past the age of 12 (don’t ask…I’m weird), but that was more relief, because A-HA! I made it, suckers!
27 was the age where I knew I wasn’t going to know where I was going to end up, but I was pretty sure I’d have a grasp...
August 2010
6 posts
“Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or...”
– A Walk to Remember (via quote-book)
This is from the Bible you morons!!!! Yeah, they may have said it in that stupid movie, but, seriously? It’s from the Bible. What is WRONG with you people?
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder
I don’t know if some of you know this about me, but I’m a little OCD. I’m not the kind that needs things to be “just so” (I’m wayyyyy too messy for that), but I do need things in my LIFE to be “just so”. Here are the things that have thrown me off track today:
The mystic tanning machine at my regular place is broken causing me to go to the nicer,...
When you can be yourself
Manager: Wine is gross.
Me: haha I just told ____ that I was more of a beer and string cheese girl than a wine and cheese girl!
Manager: Yep. That's my girl.
July 2010
8 posts
Holy shiz John Mayer, stick a **** in it.
sade:
Nobody cares about your hopes and dreams you stupid whore.
Shut up and get off my internet.
BAHAHAHAHAHAAH……(edited the “bad” language)
Growing Up....I'm not down.
2 summers ago I got my dog. He seemed like a really big responsibility at the time, and a huge money pit, but I love him.
Last summer, I bought my house. It seems like a really big responsibility, and will hopefully pay off in the end, and I love it.
This summer, the last huge thing my parents had paid off for me, my car, died. I bought a new one (fine. I leased it.) It seems like a really big...
“Music is my outlet, but Jones Beach is my inlet.”
– Me. See you JB goers soon… (via jhnmyr)
Ok, yes. I follow John Mayer’s tumblr account. It’s not something I’m proud of. Anyway, I’m pretty sure this is the third quote he’s put up that the speaker is him. I mean, yeah, I’ve totally reblogged hilarious things that...
Depressing Thought of the Day
At some point, someone’s not going to show up for us. Maybe we should all get used to that feeling now instead of being surprised by it in the nursing home.
“I’m not a box. There are more than four sides to me.”
– Kurt Hummel, Glee (via herbeatingheart) (via quote-book)
I have major problems with this quote. For one, it’s a TOTAL copy of a line Meryl Streep said in Postcards from the Edge (although, hers made more sense as she said, “I don’t have sides! I’m not a box” Which...
Stomach:
I feel what you’re doing.
I do not approve.
Me Read. Me Smart.
I’ve done something that will forever change my IQ.
Last night, while buying the sequel to “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” (A book, by the way, that I was against for a very long time, because I thought it was a stupid title until I found out it was written by a European, and that completely changed things) ANYWAY, I also saw that they had the Kendra memoir so….I bought...
June 2010
16 posts
BIG NEWS!
I have finished Harry Potter 7.
So…..that means I’ve finished 4-7 in like 2 and a half weeks. WOOP WOOP!
Who’s ready for the Wizarding World of Harry Potter?!
This guy.
ugh. I’ve started embarrassing myself.
Analytics
You know what I noticed in my analytics?
I put ONE picture up of Henry Cavill, and my shiz just blows up.
Henry Cavill. Henry Cavill. Henry Cavill.
Come on, you know you want to visit this site.
Conference Calls
I’m listening to our intern’s boring conference call.
I don’t know how people choose their speakers
My first thought would be: Does this speaker make me want to bash my head against the table?
Apparently, the organizer of this call did not ask herself that question.
Hey guys, remember when grabbing butts was a... →
Woke Up, Got out of bed, Dragged a comb across my...
And then in the shower I realized I didn’t have anymore shampoo left and had to use my dog’s shampoo. Which is actually baby shampoo so I got to wash my hair, and I had no tears!!!
YAYYY!
Hey KTC Come out and play with us!!
No, guys, I can’t. All of my free time is being spent reading Harry Potter books 4-7 to make sure that I get the most out of The Wizarding World of Harry Potter Universal Studios Orlando.
I’ve nerded out.
This Guy is Being Sent to Jail for a Perfectly... →
I know this is about 2 years late
but I was on the ride home from work for lunch (I’m trying to save money..don’t ask) and Carrie Underwood’s “Before he Cheats” came on the radio.
Has anyone wondered if maybe she was jumping the gun on him “cheating”? I mean, she keeps saying that this girl is PROBABLY doing things. She doesn’t know for sure, and then she goes and ruins the shiz out...
I'm 5 Years Old with a Bank Account
And, In addition to enjoying things like cake or ice cream for real meals I have also just planned a trip….to DISNEY WORLD!
With guy I work with.
Current Anxieties:
How are we not going to kill eachother after a 5 day/4 night trip.
I’m going to have to wear shorts, and that ain’t good.
And my number one worry:
Where the F am I going to go to the bathroom? Magic Kingdom...
Humans as Dogs
You know what can really damage you?
Movies like “The Shaggy Dog”, because, you know what, if my dog is really a friend or family member the person inside of my dog probably won’t want to be a friend or family member anymore.
Exhibit A: This morning “Snoop Doggy DOOOOOOGGGG” came on the radio, and I sang a revised version (“Ruff Doggy DOOOOGGGG”) to my...
Things Forgotten
Last night I was reading a book, and one of the characters described how she had stars on her ceiling from the person who lived in her dorm room before her. I thought, “That’s lame. Take them down.”…..and then I remembered my college apartment from Junior and Senior year.
I used to fall asleep every night looking up at the friggin’ stars some other lame-ass put on...
May 2010
13 posts
The Timeline of My Life
I need to keep this somewhere, because events that don’t have a designated year assigned to them (i.e. High School or college graduation) are routinely misaligned.
For Example:
Other person: How old is your dog? Me: IDK…4? (actual age - 3…..I think)
Other person: When did you break up with that guy you didn’t like very much? Me: IDK…..3-4 years ago? (actual time -...
“I must learn to love the fool in me-the one who feels too much, takes too many...”
– T.I. Rubin | Submitted by christinakim (via quote-book)
Who knew TI was so profound??
(just kidding)
P.S. Regarding the post below
Look at those dimples….Ugh, Dimples and a mustache. Done and done.
Dear Facebook, STOP LETTING PEOPLE WRITE ANNOYING...
I saw this today on Facebook:
Ex Boyfriend my girlfriend is so cool. and almost fluent in italian.
Yeah? Really? Well almost doesn’t count. I can speak both pig latin and gongonese fluently! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!!
Side Note: This is my ex that I broke his heart so I should really be happy for him, but this was sooooooooo gay that it would have been annoying to read it no...
Following Blogs
I feel like I shouldn’t really chime in here, because I am sooooo happy to have followers as is on this thing called a blog, but sometimes I wonder why I follow the people that I do. I guess I saw they had one good post, but couldn’t keep it up consistently? One glimmer of hope?
Yeah, well, I’m kinda done with holding on to reading these people in the hopes that I will again...
Work Instant Messenger is the Bomb
2:54 PMManager, Your (US - Town I live in) you know i like you. i think that’s good enough. i dont think i could really explain to them why i like you as much as i do this fast without them asking who i am and where did [manager] go.
