January 2009
13 posts
I might be a hypochondriac, but this time I'm not...
Earlier this year, when the election and the economy looked like they weren’t going my way, my sister requested that I not read the news. She didn’t appreciate the whispering calls from my office telling her this was Armageddon. Apparently, she thought that I was worrying for no reason. Seriously, the fate of the world is something only I can worry about appropriately/fix.
I stopped.
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Things our CEO taught me during his speech at our...
The terms “realignment”, “hunker down”, and “cut the fat” all mean get ready to get fired
You can still be a CEO and wear entirely gold jewelry like you are on the Jersey Shore
It doesn’t matter who says, “a higher level of penetration” - it’s still funny.
I blame my parents
Friend: did you see the letter the Bush girls gave to the Obama's? It was really cute.
Me: It was cute!
Friend: i thought so too and then it made me want to live in the white house
Me: yeah, we got totally screwed by our parents
Friend: yup....i mean i just lived in a regular house
Me: and I didn't have staff....life so sucks.
Friend: well now all that is left is to marry a future president
Me: good idea, but can we still go down the banisters as first ladies?
Friend: yeah you just have to be more careful who is around
Responses from previous post
from: Family friend
to: Me
That is rude.
From: Sister
To: Me
That is AWESOME!
What more can I do?
Working in the Hiring industry when so many are getting fired has really given me an appreciation for celebrity gossip. In an effort to stop doing my ritual (tmz.com, perezhilton.com, thesuperficial.com, eonline.com…) I have decided to start a blog. I guess this is my screaming while my company drowns.
“When you’re drowning, you don’t say ‘I would be incredibly...”
– John Lennon
Decision
me: so I think I'm going to start a blog that only you can look at
BFFL: OoOoO i'm so excited!
me: um...yeah so don't tell anyone. until it gets funny. which might mean keeping it a secret for forever.
BFFL: i can handle it
bring it on