Keep the Change

I'm not proud of this

Chadler invited me to go out on a date. I’ve been ignoring him, because, well…he’s NOT smart, and I kinda’ hung out with him Friday (before I ditched him) and he was making stupid faces, and I just couldn’t be attracted to someone like that.

Anyway, I said yes to the date even though I normally wouldn’t, because….a girl’s gotta’ eat…and I’m poor.

True story.