June 8, 2010

Humans as Dogs

You know what can really damage you?

Movies like “The Shaggy Dog”,  because, you know what, if my dog is really a friend or family member the person inside of my dog probably won’t want to be a friend or family member anymore.

Exhibit A: This morning “Snoop Doggy DOOOOOOGGGG” came on the radio, and I sang a revised version (“Ruff Doggy DOOOOGGGG”) to my dog. He wags his tail when I sing to him - which makes me think he likes it…unless there is a human in there that is using his tail wag as laughter. Asshole.

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