Keep the Change

maxsmom: Hey everybody! Look at the sketch I drew of KTC and...

Wed, 20 Oct 2010 10:54:50 -0500

Hey everybody! Look at the sketch I drew of KTC and her boyfriend, Tommy!

A. I don’t think she really did this.

B. We’ve only made out like that once….by ACCIDENT! And it was really gross. Note: do not ask for kisses, and then start talking to your roommate so that your mouth is agape.

Max’s Mom…..this is for you/us.

Tue, 19 Oct 2010 13:38:12 -0500

Max’s Mom…..this is for you/us.

maxsmom: For KTC. Good friend.

Wed, 13 Oct 2010 16:38:31 -0500

maxsmom:

For KTC.

Good friend.

I feel sorry for guys (but not really)

Fri, 08 Oct 2010 15:59:27 -0500

(Disclaimer: The guys mentioned actually include most everyone I know minus my dad whom I call...

Sometimes, at work

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 14:39:48 -0500

I find myself making the same kind of whimpering noises as my dog. I hope the people around me find...

Twenty-Seven

Tue, 21 Sep 2010 16:42:00 -0500

Just so you know, I don’t think I’ve had a scarier birthday than 27. Maybe 12, because I...

"Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is..."

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 10:15:28 -0500

“Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It...

Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:12:00 -0500

I don’t know if some of you know this about me, but I’m a little OCD. I’m not the...

When you can be yourself

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 11:08:17 -0500

Manager: Wine is gross. Me: haha I just told ____ that I was more of a beer and string cheese girl...

molls: SINGLE MOM TIPZ Buy expensive outerwear for your kids...

Fri, 06 Aug 2010 15:11:50 -0500

molls:

SINGLE MOM TIPZ

Buy expensive outerwear for your kids during the off-season.

For Max’s Mom.

(via maxsmom) You know what I love about this? The very fact...

Thu, 05 Aug 2010 16:59:07 -0500

(via maxsmom)

You know what I love about this? The very fact that they have a license plate that says “2 CLASY” automatically implies that they are the farthest thing from classy.

Ho Hum 30,000 dollar millionaires.

Samuel Longhorn Clements or as you vagabonds call him: Mark...

Mon, 02 Aug 2010 14:42:24 -0500

Samuel Longhorn Clements or as you vagabonds call him: Mark Twain.

Badass writer. Hilarious guy. Dude, he totally has a mustache.

MUSTACHE MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy shiz John Mayer, stick a **** in it.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 14:24:18 -0500

sade: Nobody cares about your hopes and dreams you stupid whore. Shut up and get off my...

Growing Up....I'm not down.

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 16:48:22 -0500

2 summers ago I got my dog. He seemed like a really big responsibility at the time, and a huge money...

"Music is my outlet, but Jones Beach is my inlet."

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 14:26:02 -0500

“Music is my outlet, but Jones Beach is my inlet.” - Me. See you JB goers soon… (via...

Depressing Thought of the Day

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 23:25:23 -0500

At some point, someone’s not going to show up for us. Maybe we should all get used to that...

"I’m not a box. There are more than four sides to me."

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 14:35:00 -0500

“I’m not a box. There are more than four sides to me.” - Kurt Hummel, Glee (via...

quote-book: Friendship by...

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 09:54:07 -0500

quote-book:

Friendship by ~ollaaa

cccccccrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Don’t worry Max’s Mom, I don’t think we share one soul.

Stomach:

Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:44:58 -0500

I feel what you’re doing. I do not approve.

Me Read. Me Smart.

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 09:48:10 -0500

I’ve done something that will forever change my IQ. Last night, while buying the sequel to...